ho-ho-ho-ly-shit

autumnfulxo:

*20 years later*

Kid: daddy, look what I found in mommy’s old laptop!

Luke: what did you find, sweetie?

Kid: it’s a story about you!

Me: fuck

Luke: really? Why don’t you read some of it to me

Me: NO, wait ple-

Kid: *clears throat* Luke tightened his grip around m-

Me: PLEASE DONT

Kid: my hips and growled against my neck in his Australian accent, as he grinded into me harder with his huge-

Me: STOP

Kid: but there’s 247 more pages!

Luke:

Me:

Luke: we need to talk.